A Guide to Complete Failure

This guidebook is for executives who are serious about failing. It contains a comprehensive list of attitudes, behaviors, philosophies, and strategies that are guaranteed to lead to failure:

1. Invest in legacy technologies. Legacy technologies are outdated and expensive to maintain. Businesses that invest in legacy technologies will be at a significant disadvantage in terms of cost, agility, and scalability.
2. Neglect to invest in cloud computing. Cloud computing is rapidly becoming the standard for IT infrastructure and applications. Businesses that neglect to invest in cloud computing will be at a significant disadvantage.
3. Ignore the importance of data and analytics. Data is becoming increasingly valuable to businesses of all sizes. Businesses that ignore the importance of data and analytics tools will be unable to make informed decisions about their products and services, their customers, and their operations.
4. Fail to adopt new technologies. Technology is constantly evolving, and businesses need to be willing to adopt new technologies in order to stay ahead of the competition. Businesses that fail to adopt new technologies will quickly become obsolete.
5. Focus on short-term gains at the expense of long-term investments. Businesses that focus on short-term gains will eventually fall behind.
6. Fail to align technology strategy with business strategy. Technology strategy should be aligned with overall business strategy. Businesses that fail to do this will end up wasting time and money on technologies that do not support their business goals.
7. Stop learning new technologies and strategies. Leave that to your more youthful teammates.
8. Take your time. Ponder insights, contemplate possible actions, prioritize easier decisions.

Attitudes for Failure

1. Be complacent. Don't be willing to learn new things or adapt to change. Be content with the status quo, even if it means falling behind the competition.
2. Be afraid to take risks. Don't step outside of your comfort zone or try new things. Play it safe, even if it means missing out on opportunities.
3. Be negative and pessimistic. Focus on the problems and challenges, rather than the potential solutions and opportunities. Believe that failure is inevitable and that you're not capable of success.
4. Be unwilling to learn from your mistakes. When you make a mistake, blame others or make excuses. Don't take responsibility for your actions or try to learn from your mistakes.
5. Be arrogant and overconfident. Believe that you know everything and that there's nothing new to learn. Don't listen to feedback or advice from others.
6. Be focused on short-term gains at the expense of long-term success. Make decisions that will benefit you in the short term, even if it means harming your long-term success.

Philosophies for Failure

1. The world is a zero-sum game. There is only so much success to go around, and someone else's success means your failure. Therefore, you should do everything you can to sabotage others and prevent them from succeeding.
2. Failure is inevitable. Everyone fails at some point in their lives. It's part of life. So, don't even try to succeed. Just accept your fate and fail as much as you can.
3. Luck is more important than anything else. Success is just a matter of luck. There's nothing you can do to control it. So, don't even bother trying to succeed. Just sit back and wait for luck to strike.

The Future of Failure

1. Be pessimistic and cynical. Believe that the future will be worse than the present, and that there is no hope for improvement.
2. Be fearful and anxious. See the future as full of threats and dangers, and avoid taking any risks.
3. Be apathetic and unmotivated. Believe that nothing you do matters, and that the future is predetermined.
4. Be entitled and arrogant. Believe that you deserve success, regardless of your efforts or accomplishments.
5. Be closed-minded and inflexible. Refuse to consider new ideas or perspectives, and cling to outdated beliefs and opinions.
6. Believe the past will always be better than the present or future.

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Kevin Benedict

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***Full Disclosure: These are my personal opinions. No company is silly enough to claim them. I work with and have worked with many of the companies mentioned in my articles.